Anonymous (Straight) Male Friend: ?
Me: Maybe I'll be nice to the Red Cross too when I'm rich.
Me: They're lobbying to end the stupid lifetime ban on men who have had sex with men being able to donate blood.
A(S)MF: 'bout frickin' time.
Me: I know, I always thought it was ridiculous.
A(S)MF: of course it's ridiculous. by their logic, they should ban women who've had sex with me, too.
A(S)MF: er, men.
A(S)MF: not me.
A(S)MF: I really need a new keyboard.