Me: Two years out of graduate school and manning the front desk.
WOMAN: About forty-five or so, by no means old enough to think everyone in the world is a baby.
ME: Your items are due on April 7.
WOMAN: Are you going to go to library school?
ME: ...I already did. Two years ago.
WOMAN: No way! You don't look old enough to be done with high school yet!
ME: I think it's the hair.
Said hair is about halfway down my back again. Time to get it chopped.