Anyway, I am at work. B just came in holding a folded up five dollar bill and tells us she found it on the floor. She then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it's basically had the middle cut out and been taped back together so that, folded, it looks like a real bill, but is only about 50% of one when unfolded so it's not usable.
AND THEN IT HAS THIS WRITTEN ON IT:
"Disappointed??? Jesus Christ won’t disappoint you! Make Christ the Lord of your life!"