Here is the conversation we had while he read it and I reread it.
Me: I completely forgot I had the hakama come off. Whoah. Rereading this is weird.
Me: I THOUGHT THEY STILL HAD THEIR CLOTHES ON.
Me: When the HELL did I write this?
the_sports_geek: umm... when you could suppress your muse's anti-smut tendencies?
Me: She was apparently on VACATION.
Me: AND SO WAS MY BRAIN.
Me: It's weird, I completely thought they never got further than getting shirts off!
the_sports_geek: your reaction is hysterical. i haven't even gotten that far yet.
Me: I am amused at the 'too short!' bit. Though I still barely remember writing any of it. >_>
the_sports_geek: maybe you were drunk?
Me: OH YEAH!
Me: I was!
Me: I do kinda remember Jess giving me a lot of alcohol and telling me to write smut now.