Last night he comes yowling his way up the stairs, carrying a sock in his mouth by the tip of the toe, so the rest is dragging on the ground. As he's coming into my room (yowling all the way), he accidentally steps on the dragging part and trips. And faceplants on the carpet.
Whoever said cats are graceful never met Becker. >_>
(This entry, however, has made me realize that I need a lol!Becker icon.)