More information is at the post, but I'm basically offering to write the winning bidder a pretty long story (I know myself, so about 3,000 words) according to a prompt. Or you can request a sequel! It's only $3 to start (I figured $1 for every thousand words).
Here is my post. Comment to it if anyone actually cares enough to bid for me. ^_^;
(crossposted to teashopmuses)