The vacuum cleaner fucking broke tonight. I assume it's the belt, mainly because the roller won't turn and it smells of burning, but I also can't figure out how to get the stupid roller thing OUT to look at the belt. My mother (who owned the thing before me) said it would be easy and have screws, so I ripped off the rubber cover over the roller that looks like is removable.
So that can't be fixed even if I DO replace the goddamn belt. It says on the thing to consult the manual to replace the belt, but due to the nature of this being a hand-me-down, I don't have a fucking manual. There might be one at my parents' condo (they have the same type of vacuum there), but if not, I don't have a fucking vacuum anymore! And I only managed to get my room done, so none of the rest of the place has been vacuumed!
And to top it all off, MY ENTIRE ROOM SMELLS LIKE FUCKING BURNED RUBBER NOW.
I'm gonna go kill a party clown. >_<
(Not really, I'm going to go drink and watch internet videos or maybe a movie and write some porn. But if you got that reference, you are officially awesome.)