August 29th, 2004


Meme thingy

1. Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.

2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.

3. You'll update your LJ with the five questions answered.

4. You'll include this explanation.

5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

From blueslee:

1. What is one thing you would never ever name a child?

Never? Hortense.

2. Where the hell is Devin?

I would guess he's either having amazing sex or is dead, because we did EVERYTHING that usually makes him sign on. ghafgkjaghfdagk!!

3. Which common grammar mistake is the most egregious?

Hmm. I'm going with misused apostrophes right now, because misusing words is one thing, but randomly sticking ' where they don't belong is an even higher level of stupidity.

4. How long do you think it'll be before you turn into a crazy cat lady?

Dude, I AM a crazy cat lady, except for one thing - by general consensus a cat lady has cats to replace human romantic relationships. I am therefore not a cat lady, but a typical lesbian in a relationship with another woman. This requires owning cats, you know. The crazy is extra.

5. What should I feed my zombie horde when brains get too expensive?

Try hardwiring them into psychic vampire zombies who feed on stupidity. They'll NEVER go hungry.
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