More information is at the post, but I'm basically offering to write the winning bidder a story (I know myself, so though I said 1-2K, it'll probably be, like, 3-4K) written according to a prompt (if so desired). Or you can request a sequel or a timestamp to anything else I've done! And it's only $5 to start!
Here is my post. Comment to it if anyone actually wants to bid for me. ^_^;