Also, Jamie is in vet school but doesn't have residency in that state.
Jamie: I can act with grace and elegance. I just don't do it. It is too lady like.
Jamie: And manipulation is the soul of a diamond.
Me: ARE you going to haul a farm boy to the altar?
Jamie: Hey, I tell you what. I will find a bunch of farm boys and do a line-up for you and you can tell me which ones get your vote.
Me: Only if I get to be the one to have you in bed. ;-)
Jamie: Then I can marry that one and you can help me get rid of him as soon as in state residency has been established. Yeah, I wouldn't sleep with him. He is probably more used to his cow anyway. I would rather have you any day.
Me: 'Earl had to die!'
Jamie: Only I would get one I could dominate from the start.
Me: "Gosh, aw shucks, Miss Jamie..."
Jamie: Turn on the grace and elegance for the courtship, and then make him divorce me when the Jamie comes back.
Jamie: Heh heh.
Jamie: Iah gunna go wrassle some steer hunny. I'll be back fer dinna yah hear.
Jamie: Jis put mah food in the barn like usual.
Me: Jamie: *loading her gun* Yes, dear. Hurry back.
Me: Hmm, or maybe you could arrange him to get trampled by his cows.
Me: Then it would look like an accident!
Jamie: Yeah, teach my dog to herd and then herd them his direction.
Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but it looks like your husband tried to, erm, violate the cow. And, well, the cow didn't like it."
Jamie: "I don't know what spooked her officer - he is her favorite!"
Jamie: "She hardly minds him at all..."
Me: "I don't know why she got mad this time..."
Jamie: "Now that neighbor boy, well..."
Jamie: "He always used plenty of KY."
Me: "Oh god! She was JEALOUS! He wasn't with her; he was with Daisy! The man-ho!"
Jamie: "I'd been telling him for weeks now those two were competing for his amorous attentions."
Me: "But did he listen? Noooooo!"
Jamie: "Dasiy was a might shorter than Bella, easier to reach, but Bella was the first and you know how those cows can be."
Jamie: "Why, he was always sneaking off in the middle of the night to sleep in the barn when Bella was in."
Me: "I KNEW I should have taken out that life insurance policy on him..."