Me: First off, what now? Are they going to try to hunt down all the homosexual-behavior-engaging ANIMALS in the county too? Because trust me, it happens.
Carter: Penguins especially.
Me: Second, if one of their children is gay, are they just going to shove the kid into foster care and kick him out of the county?
Carter: Nono, children will be closely monitored for homosexual thoughts and activites. At the first sign, they'll be shot.
Carter: The birds will get foster care.