Whereupon I noticed the HUGE ASS SPIDER.
I couldn't get close to it to kill it, so I poisoned it. Damn phobia. Anyway, I then smushed it with a shoe and had to wipe it off the wall. I decided to take the trash out then because ewwwwwwww. The spidery guts make me jump. It's sad.
Anyway, I get to the dumpster and open it, and something JUMPS OUT AT ME. So I screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamed! Screamy noises!
It was a cat. ^_^;; Kitty in the dumpster! I scared it, though. Eh heh. Anyway. And thus was my night.