Quote in the comments from here.
All of it amuses me, really. ^_^ And there are so many more examples I can come up with, although my favorite is the one in Leviticus in which the Bible clearly says that if a pregnant woman is hit in the abdomen and it causes her to lose her child, no death has occurred. Hmm... I guess abortion isn't murder according to the Bible, now is it? But selective comprehension seems to be the thing for the crazy ones. Sigh.