The following is a conversation between zaph and me.
Me: You know what my parents did!?
zaph: no, what?
Me: Just to piss me off!?
zaph: uh oh
Me: They gave the Republican National Committee a dollar in my name!
zaph: holy crap, that's rude.
Me: NOW I HAVE PICTURES OF THAT ASSHOLE MONKEY AND HIS WIFE THANKING ME.
zaph: you have pictures of them? ritual burning is not out of the question.
Me: I was thinking dart board.
zaph: but worse is that you'll now get tons and tons of mail from RNC and friends of RNC
Me: I read the thank you letter and shredded it.
zaph: darts will work, too
Me: Well, they were nice enough to put their home address on it, not mine.
zaph: oh good.
Me: I think I may be forced to donate to the DNC now.
zaph: hee. in their names, right? :-)
Me: Nah, they don't like Bush much either.
zaph: so. why the fuck did they do it?
Me: I don't think they have the burning hatred, but my mom did go on a rant about the religious conservatives and how it pisses her off.
Me: To annoy me.
zaph: that's like... rude. still
Me: Dad thinks that sort of thing is funny.
Me: My name is just an initial on it and address is my parents'.
Me: So I doubt I'll hear much again. Still!
I think maybe I will burn it.